NoNewWaveNoFun

  Let's start as any good story should, at the very beginning. There's this big old chemical reaction happening in this vast realm of nothingness and then this big explosion happens -sound about right yeah? It creates the building blocks for life to eventually thrive on this planet, Humans come into being - evolving from Apes - and create a system where they can enslave others and hoard as much wealth as possible. To keep it in their grubby little mits, they divide us by making us fight each other, because we look a little bit different in some parts of the world. They cackle mercifully as they trick us time and time again and wipe their arse with another $100 bill, whilst you are barely able to afford a bar of chocolate. The greatest story ever told.  But let's not get too depressed. We're here, we're alive and time is much shorter than it should be, so lets try and live a little huh? At least that's what I'm telling my internal organs after another fine we...